Kenny vs. Spenny (TV Series)

Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest? (2007)

Spencer Rice: Self

Quotes 

• Spencer Rice : Go home.

  Kenny Hotz : You know what? As long as I'm with you, Spenny, I am home.

• Kenny Hotz : Come on, just suck it.

  Spencer Rice : I'm not sucking anybody off.

  Kenny Hotz : Well, how did you get money for food?

  Spencer Rice : I panhandled.

  Kenny Hotz : Whose pan did you handle?

• Kenny Hotz : Do you wanna cuddle?

  Spencer Rice : Are you insane? "Cuddle."

  Kenny Hotz : Is that a "no?"

  Spencer Rice : If it was 35 below zero I wouldn't wanna cuddle with you. I'd rather freeze to death, which is supposed to be a very painful way of dying, by the way.

  Kenny Hotz : You know what a painful way of dying is? Dying of a broken heart.

• Spencer Rice : Where's my shoe?

  Kenny Hotz : A homeless guy took it.

  Spencer Rice : If you don't give me my shoe, I'm gonna urinate in your mouth.

  Kenny Hotz : See, he's already going through garbages.

  Spencer Rice : I'm looking for my shoe!