- Kenny Hotz: Come on, just suck it.
- Spencer Rice: I'm not sucking anybody off.
- Kenny Hotz: Well, how did you get money for food?
- Spencer Rice: I panhandled.
- Kenny Hotz: Whose pan did you handle?
- Kenny Hotz: Do you wanna cuddle?
- Spencer Rice: Are you insane? "Cuddle."
- Kenny Hotz: Is that a "no?"
- Spencer Rice: If it was 35 below zero I wouldn't wanna cuddle with you. I'd rather freeze to death, which is supposed to be a very painful way of dying, by the way.
- Kenny Hotz: You know what a painful way of dying is? Dying of a broken heart.
- Spencer Rice: Where's my shoe?
- Kenny Hotz: A homeless guy took it.
- Spencer Rice: If you don't give me my shoe, I'm gonna urinate in your mouth.
- Kenny Hotz: See, he's already going through garbages.
- Spencer Rice: I'm looking for my shoe!