Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Cinderella Play (1991)

Kirk Baily: Kevin 'Ug' Lee

Quotes 

• Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Dina, Dina!

  [Dina pokes her head out from behind the curtain] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : See, this is our- our last rehearsal before the big show tonight. So, do you know all your lines?

  [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Good, every single one of them?

  [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Good, great! So everything's okay.

  [Dina shakes her head 'no'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No, why are you doing this with your head?

  Dina Alexander : [whispering]  I lost my voice.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : [stammering]  W- what, what, I- I can't hear you. You lost your voice?

  [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Oh, no, this isn't good. This is gonna ruin my show.

• Dina Alexander : Oh, the dark dirty water! The horror! The horror!

  Sponge Harris : That's not her line.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Dina, action!

  Dina Alexander : If you want Cinderella to put her hand in that, hire a stunt double!