Gonzo: [after Miss Piggy turns him into a clay figure of himself] Pigs - you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
[faints]
Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, Rowlf, Piggy, Kermit, Skeeter, Scooter: [all singing; repeated chorus] We love cartoons; we love all the action / We love cartoons, how they dance and sing / We love cartoons, they're the main attraction / Cartoon heroooes can do anything!
Fozzie: Something tells me I ought to give up comedy and go into the tomato sauce business.
Fozzie: [carrying an armload of Scooter's computer paper] Who needs paper?
[he falls and the paper flutters in all directions]