- Gonzo: So uh, what's this about your book?
- Piggy: Well, I got it from the library last week, but now...
- Gonzo: Ah! It could be, in there!
- [points to the Labyrinth]
- Piggy: What is that?
- Gonzo: Public Labyrinth.
- Piggy: Public what?
- Gonzo: Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. Goblins take books there!
- Piggy: They do?
- Piggy: What happened to you guys?
- Rowlf: When?
- Fozzie: Is this a riddle?
- Rowlf: He loves riddles.
- Fozzie: Yeah, wanna do a knock-knock?
- Piggy: Uh-uh, could you guys tell me which way to go?
- Rowlf: Who?
- Fozzie: Us?
- Rowlf: No way.
- Fozzie: We don't know anything.
- Rowlf: We could tell you a lot of jokes though.
- Fozzie: Why did the...
- Piggy: KNOCK IT OFF!
- [Fozzie and Rowlf shrink back]
- Piggy: Now, what door leads to my book?
- Fozzie: We give up.
- Rowlf: Which one?
- Fozzie: I don't think she knows.
- Rowlf: It's not fair to ask riddles if you don't know the answers.
- Piggy: IT WASN'T A RIDDLE! IT WAS JUST A QUESTION!
- Rowlf: Oh, a question.
- Fozzie: That's different.
- Rowlf: In that case, we don't know.
- Fozzie: We only know jokes and riddles.
- Rowlf: Right.
- Piggy: Ooooh! Never mind. I'll figure it out for myself.
- [starts to walk off]
- Fozzie: [whistles] Ah-ah-ah.
- Rowlf: Wouldn't go that way.
- Fozzie: Yeah, nobody goes that way.
- Piggy: [walks in a different direction] Ha! Just what I wanted to know in the first place. Thank you and goodbye. Hmph!
- Rowlf: So long.
- Fozzie: See ya.
- [Piggy falls down a trap door screaming]
- Fozzie: Think we should have told her nobody goes that way either?
- Rowlf: Nah, she didn't ask.
- Piggy: You're a mouse.
- Kermit: Uh-huh, so are you. Want some cheese?
- Piggy: So am I what?
- Kermit: A mouse. Here, take a look.
- Piggy: [looks at her reflection and screams] I'm a mouse!
- Kermit: That's what I said.
- Piggy: Well, what happened? I don't want to be a mouse.
- Kermit: Well, um, I think you sort of fell into my imagination. Sorry.
- Piggy: Can you believe this?
- Kermit: Are you sure you don't want some cheese?
- Piggy: Scooter, Skeeter, is that you?
- Skeeter: Uh-huh, we're cater... pillars.
- Scooter: Hey, we're mice! What happened?
- Piggy: Don't ask.
- Kermit: I guess imaginations go kind of crazy around all these books.
- Skeeter: I'll say. You should have seen Animal's.
- Scooter: Huge.
- Piggy: Listen, we're going out into the library to look for my book. Wanna come?
- Scooter: Uh-uh. I'd probably get stepped on.
- Skeeter: What?
- Piggy: Okay.
- Kermit: See ya.
- [Piggy and Kermit leaves]
- Skeeter: What are you, Scooter? A man or mouse?
- Scooter: Very funny, sis.
- Skeeter: [giggles] I always wanted to say that.
- Piggy: [Nanny's asleep watching a cooking show] Nanny, what would the library do if someone actually lost their book?
- TV chef: Well first we chop off their little heads!
- Piggy: Really?
- TV chef: Then we plump them into boiling water until the skin comes off and they get all soft and mussy.
- Gonzo: Boy, these library people are serious!
- Piggy: Come on, let's get out of here!
- [run out of the room]
- TV chef: And in 20 minutes, you have a delicious bellaruff modernuff turnip souffle. Bon appetite!