- [first lines]
- Richie Cunningham: Here we go again. What's with this wacko time machine?
- Ralph Malph: You know, Rich, I don't think we're ever gonna see 1957 again.
- Richie Cunningham: Oh, come on, Ralph, think positive!
- Ralph Malph: Ok, I'm positive we're never gonna see 1957 again.
- Ralph Malph: We're trapped in ancient China. Our time machine looks like a jigsaw puzzle and you're looking for a bright side!