Bedtime Stories (2008)
Jonathan Morgan Heit: Patrick
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Quotes
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Skeeter Bronson : What's on my head?
Patrick : Bugsy.
Skeeter Bronson : Why do you call him Bugsy?
Patrick : Because of his eyes.
Skeeter Bronson : Well let's see his eyes.
[sees Bugsy's huge eyes and screams]
Skeeter Bronson : Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!
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Skeeter Bronson : His name was Mr. Underappreciated.
Patrick : What is underdemeciated?
Skeeter Bronson : What?
Patrick : Underdemeciated?
Skeeter Bronson : That's right, I forgot, you're 6, well his name was Sir Fix-a-lot.
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Violet Nottingham : You, truth or dare?
Patrick : Truth.
Violet Nottingham : How old were you the first time you kissed a girl?
Bobbi : Patrick never kissed a girl.
Patrick : Girls are ick, except for Tricia Sparks.
Violet Nottingham : Ohh, this Tricia Sparks, is she a girl in your class?
Bobbi : Aunt Jill, did you get our message?
Jill : Yes I did, and now it is time for you to get ready for school. Oh my gosh you are...
Violet Nottingham : Yes, and here is you fat rat. And you, I expect to hear all about this Tricia Sparks next time I see you.
Jill : Tricia Sparks is two years older than you.
Patrick : She's hot.
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Tricia Sparks : Uh, Patrick, hi. I'm Trisha Sparks. I just wanted you to know that... thanks for saving the school.
Skeeter Bronson : Western. Go western!
Patrick : No thanks necessary, ma'am.
Skeeter Bronson : That's my boy. That's my boy.
Tricia Sparks : There must be some way for me to show my appreciation.
Skeeter Bronson : Oh-ho-ho! Get it.
[Trisha kisses Patrick]
Skeeter Bronson : Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Patrick : [eating hamburgers for the first time] Mom's going to kill us.
Skeeter Bronson : No she's not, two reasons, one she's not going to find out, two, when your mom was little she ate hamburgers all the time in this room.
Patrick and Bobbi : She did?
Skeeter Bronson : Yep.
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Skeeter Bronson : Happy birthday, Bobbi!
[Hands her bags]
Skeeter Bronson : Picked this up at the hotel.
[leaves]
Bobbi : [pulling items out of the bag] Shampoo? Soap?
Patrick : [pulling items out of the bag] A hanger and a towel?
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Skeeter Bronson : Happy birthday there, Bobbi.
Patrick : I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.
Skeeter Bronson : Oh, my bad. Got you a little something. Happy birthday, Bobbi. Here you go. Picked it up at the hotel.
