- Deputy Winston: Wanna know what kinda pussy you gonna get for this? Oh man, you're gonna get the Sashimi!
- Toby: What's that?
- Deputy Winston: Man, that's the Primo Pussy, man. No smell!
- Alex: [to Cassie after getting interrupted dancing with another female] You just totally cock-blocked me!
- John: [to Cassie after falling on the ground trying to escape from the school] I lost too much blood.