Scrubs (TV Series)

Their Story (2007)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : What are you thinking Ted?

  Ted Buckland : [thinking]  I could jam this through the soft spot on his temple, then slit my wrist with it before anyone got in here to stop me.

  Ted Buckland : The usual sir.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts!

• Carla : We'll take that raise now.

  Dr. Kelso : OK, but in this little fantasy of yours, can I not have prostate problems?