- [opening scene]
- Tohru Honda: They're animals! All of them!
- Delivery Guy: Yes they are. You don't see many animals around here, now that you mention it you don't see to many girls around here either...
- [same scene]
- Tohru Honda: Call a doctor, or a vet, or anybody! Oh, Mr. Postman, it's terrible! You see, they're animals!
- Postman: [amused] Uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail.
- Shigure Sohma: Whenever our bodies come under a great deal of stress, or when we're hugged by a member of the opposite sex, we transform. After a little while we change back. The only thing is, uh...
- [Flash! Flash!]
- Shigure Sohma: ...we're naked. Well, we must seem pretty strange to you at this point, huh?
- Yuki Sohma: [to Shigure] Since when have you been so talkative about our family matters? You're planning on erasing Miss Honda's memories, aren't you, just like in the old days?
- Kyo Sohma: [enraged] You think it's FUN jerkin' me around like that!
- Shigure Sohma: Now, hold on! It wasn't... Okay, it was a little bit fun, but that's not why I did it - it was for your own good. And don't forget it was Akido's decision.
- Kyo Sohma: Shut up! I don't give a damn about Akido!
- Tohru Honda: Oh, um, are you hungry? I made you some lunch.
- Kyo Sohma: SHUT UP!
- [Kyo storm out]