How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Arrivederci, Fiero (2007)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marvin Eriksen Jr. : Okay, the Fiero is yours
[Marshall makes a grab for the keys]
Marcus Eriksen : ...If you pass the final test
Marshall Eriksen : Come on! I've already shaved my legs and swallowed five dollars in quarters - only 4.50 has come out...
Drive Thru Attendant : Just go to the Wiener Burger drive-through and get us 12 cups of coffee.
Marshall Eriksen : That's it?
Marcus Eriksen : Oh yeah. But we get to decide what you wear.
Marshall Eriksen : Agreed! Totally agreed!
Drive Thru Attendant : [Marshall pulls up to the drive-through window] You're naked.
Marshall Eriksen : I'm aware of that.
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Ted Mosby : [Narrating the story of his and Marshall's road trip] Then Marshall; who was so busy cheating at Zitch-dog got us totally lost.
Marshall Eriksen : Where the hell are we?
Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I think you skipped something.
Barney Stinson : Really? Seems impossible
Ted Mosby : [Back to the road trip] Hey, we got some time. What dpoyou say we get off the highway; take the road less traveled... ya know? Robert Frost.
Marshall Eriksen : Doesn't seem like a smart idea.
Ted Mosby : Too late, I'm taking this exit... who's not fun enough now Karen.
Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating] *Then* we got lost.
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Barney Stinson : How's the Fiero?
Marshall Eriksen : She's still in triage.
Ted Mosby : Wait a minute, she? I thought it was your little boy.
Lily Aldrin : It goes back and forth. It's like a trannie car.
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Marshall Eriksen : Arrivederci, Fiero. You were the freakin' Giving Tree of cars.
Lily Aldrin : May you rust in peace.
Barney Stinson : Rot in Hell, devil steed.
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Marshall Eriksen : Hey, light up those cigars in the glove compartment
[Ted opens the glove compartment]
Marshall Eriksen : They're real Cubans. I got them in Chinatown last year just for this moment.
Ted Mosby : Marshall, I'm not saying you were definitely ripped off but these are chopsticks wrapped in napkins.
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Ted Mosby : Remember the 100K fiasco?
Marshall Eriksen : Ah, the Fiero-asco.
Ted Mosby : Dude, I told you that doesn't work; it's the 100K fiasco.
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Ted Mosby : [after Marshall asks Ted if he wants a ride home with him] Karen and I haven't seen each other since Thanksgiving and we're both really invested in making this long distance thing work.
Marshall Eriksen : Well, call me if you change your mind; my odometer is going to hit 100K.
Ted Mosby : Nah, she'd be so bummed if I left early.
Ted Mosby : [Later, in the Fiero] It was totally mutual. I mean, Karen brought it up first, but I... it was totally mutual.
Marshall Eriksen : I hear ya.
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Ted Mosby : Yeah, you wanna play zitch-dog?
Marshall Eriksen : What?
Ted Mosby : It's a car game. Every time you see a dog, you gotta be the first one to say "Zitch-dog!" I'm pretty good so...
Marshall Eriksen : Zitch-dog
Ted Mosby : Ah... no, I didn't know we had started. But... okay, that's cool you got the first point.