The Dresden Files (TV Series)

Things That Go Bump (2007)

Paul Blackthorne: Harry Dresden

Quotes 

• Harry Dresden : I think the ship has kinda sailed, you know. The barn doors open, the cows are out and the bag is really devoid of cats!

• Harry Dresden : Here's what I need you to do. I need you to lie low, stay out of the way. I need you to tell me if you NOTICE anything.

  Bob : You want me to spy.

  Harry Dresden : Pretty much.

  Bob : How clandestine!

• Bob : Has anyone ever explained the concept of cost benefit analysis to you?

  Harry Dresden : I dropped out of high school, remember?

  Bob : And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial, and emotional hurdles.

• Harry Dresden : Murphy, I am not responsible for every single weird thing that happens in Chicago.

  Lt. Connie Murphy : Just most of them.

• Harry Dresden : [voice over]  And these guys? No clue. But they probably don't like me either.

• Harry Dresden : We come here, we do this life thing, and then we go back.

• Morgan : A civilian. In the middle of this. You know when this is done, we're gonna have to take her...

  Harry Dresden : No. Listen carefully, Morgan. Murphy is not going to be erased, dealt with, or anything like that, okay? 'Cause if she is, I'm gonna come after you; I'm gonna come after Mai and the entire council, and I'm gonna make my psychopathic, bloodthirsty uncle look like Mahatma Gandhi. You hear me?

  Morgan : You don't frighten me, Dresden.

  Harry Dresden : Really? 'Cause I scare the hell out of myself sometimes.

• Harry Dresden : My soul's not entirely dark, Morgan.

  Morgan : Glad to hear it.

• Morgan : Somethings never change. Always blowing things up.

  Harry Dresden : I'm not always blowing things up.

  Morgan : [sarcastically]  Right, sometimes you set things on fire.

• Lt. Connie Murphy : [seeing Bob]  He just walked through a wall.

  Harry Dresden : He's a ghost. It's a long story.