- [Betty has been obsessed with Daniel lately]
- Daniel Meade: Listen! I don't need a babysitter or a bodyguard! When we leave the office, your day is over! Now please let me live my life! PUNCH OUT!
- [Daniel just found out that Petra is 16 after having slept with her]
- Lena: You didn't check for ID, did you? You naughty boy.
- Wilhelmina Slater: I thought there was a gag order against him.
- Marc St. James: It should be. A red hat with his skin tone? I am gagging.