The Sopranos (TV Series)

Remember When (2007)

Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano

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Quotes 

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now.", she says. "Why?", he asks, "don't ya have a vase?".

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? "Good morning, ladies."

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Two fags decide they want a baby. So they jack off in a cup, use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. Nine months later they go to the hospital. They see all the babies in the nursery. "Look," they say, "Our baby's the sweetest one. He's not even cryin' at all!". Uh, uh... Goddamn it, what the fuck is it?

  Carter Chong : "Now he's not crying," the nurse says, "Just wait till we get the pacifier out of his ass."

• Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [to Warren]  I saw your girl today at pet therapy. How she keep her coat so shiny?

• Carter Chong : [while entering his room]  I brought you your tea

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [before giving him plastic buttons, they use as poker chips]  You did a good job tonight kid, here's a taste

  Carter Chong : [waves them off, refusing them]  It's alright

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [insistently]  Take it: you earned it

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : There was a time once I was a kid, my old man was a stonemason, took me to work, a job, building a wall a rich lady's garden. She comes home, I help carry her groceries, she goes to give me quarter, which was a lot in those days but I say No. She goes in, no sooner than she closes the door, my old man gave me a crack right across the mouth

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [impersonating his father with an Italian accent]  What're you a millionaire? You don't need money? You don't like to eat?

  Carter Chong : Wow

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Even still, he was right: he made me walk home that night, eleven fuckin miles from Essex Fells back to Newark

  Carter Chong : [surprised]  I'm from Essex Fells

  Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : A rich kid, huh?

  Carter Chong : Once in third grade, I got a ninety-six on my spelling test: highest mark in the class, I was so proud, I brought it home to show my dad, he says What happened to the other four points?

  Carter Chong : [suddenly angry, shouting and cursing at the memory of his father]  Fuck you, fuck you