Ingenious (2009)

Jeremy Renner: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : I'm going to share something I learned a long time ago... women can't stay mad. They are amazingly resilient creatures. You can forget anniversaries, get drunk and show your ass in front of you in-laws. They'll forgive all those things. But don't, do not get caught cheating Bro. They don't like it.

• Sam : You know what we're good at.

  Matt : Lately, not a whole lot.

• Sam : What's your handicap?

  Cinda : A six.

  Sam : Mine too. Well, a six-pack. I'm a really good drinker.

• Sam : Did you see the choppers on that guy? I don't trust somebody that can swallow their own fist.

• Sam : Dealer's sitting on a sixteen, hits a five. Unbelievable.

• Sam : No, listen; JJ has been making a fortune going out to the desert and swiping saguaros.

  Matt : So we're getting our seed money from committing a felony.

• Sam : I know about things like this. They try to make you feel like a plucked chicken.

• Sam : We should hit a bucket of balls sometime. I'll drive the cart and watch your stroke.

• Sam : Yeah, the ol' silent treatment. I used to get those with Rhonda, actually instigate them. You think I talk a lot. Jesus.