Scrubs (TV Series)

My Cold Shower (2007)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [after Kelso suggests J.D. is sad about Elliot's engagement]  Can you believe him?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Well, you and Elliot did go through a lot.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Please, I am nothing like Ross.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Of course not. You're Rachel; she's Ross.

• Jordan Sullivan : Hey! So, I convinced the bartender to give us all the booze at your party for half price.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [whispering]  Yes!

  Jordan Sullivan : Little hitch: you're gonna have to show some boob. Apparently mine did not get us all the way there. He has a soft touch, though.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Lovely...

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, and Per... you were wrong: someone is dumb enough to love me.

  [leaves] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Where's your head right now?

  [Cox's fantasy starts: Cox preparing canapés, he hands one to Elliot] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Perry, no! It goes cracker-apple-cheese, not cracker-cheese-apple! I know that we've only been married two days, Perry, but you should know this!

  [Cox smiles while wrath grows inside him; in the next scene we see part of Elliot's corpse and a policeman handcuffing him] 

  Policeman : You're gonna fry for this, buddy.

  [Cox smiles. End of fantasy] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Worth it.

  [smiles nastily and walks away] 

• Dr. Perry Cox : Look, when people get old, there are certain things they're no longer able to do, like drive a car over 20 miles an hour or smell like the living. But the one thing they damn sure can do is have sex until they croak.