Brutal Massacre: A Comedy (2007)

Gunnar Hansen: Krenshaw

Quotes 

• Krenshaw : I was in the NAM, Pussy Fart!

• Jay : Are you the owner of this house?

  Krenshaw : Fuckin' A.

  Jay : Oh... we're from LMB Productions. We're scouting locations for a film.

  Krenshaw : What kind of film?

  Jay : A horror film.

  Krenshaw : Oh, nice. Need a killer?

• Kathy Macelravey : Would you consider allowing the production crew to film here? I guarantee that we will make safe all use of the premises.

  Krenshaw : I don't give a fuck. Do whatever the fuck you want. Shit, I'm just gonna tear the fucker down next spring and rebuild it.

  Jay : Oh, so can we like... age the walls and paint over them?

  Krenshaw : Knock the fuckin' walls down. I don't give a fuck.

  Jay : Awesome. Um... we can't afford to pay you much.

  Krenshaw : How much you got?

  Jay : Uh... $500.

  Krenshaw : Shit! Do whatever you want fucker!