Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Megan's Revenge (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Drake Parker : Josh, will you stop packing?
Josh Nichols : No, I will continue packing.
Drake Parker : Dude...
Josh Nichols : We killed Megan's hamster. She's gonna hurt us, and I don't have time for the pain.
Drake Parker : Well, where you gonna go?
Josh Nichols : Utah.
Drake Parker : And why Utah?
Josh Nichols : 'Cause nothing bad ever happens in Utah.
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Josh Nichols : [at The Premiere] What do you think Megan was doing here?
Drake Parker : I don't know, but I bet she is up to something.
Josh Nichols : Man, if she's gonna get us, I-I wish she would just get us already. I-I can't take the stress.
Girl 1 : Hi.
[both shout]
Girl 2 : Um, we're from out of town, and my friend and I were wondering if you guys want to hook up tonight, maybe get some dinner?
Drake Parker : Yeah, what, did Megan pay you to take us somewhere?
Josh Nichols : Yeah, somewhere where our screams can't be heard?
Girl 2 : We just thought we'd all get some tacos.
Drake Parker : Oh, yeah. Revenge tacos.
Josh Nichols : Yeah, nice try, skunkbags.
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Josh Nichols : Why do you want me to take a nap, Drake?
Drake Parker : 'Cause I'm worried about you.
Josh Nichols : You're in on this with Megan, aren't you?
Drake Parker : Josh!
Josh Nichols : You're in cahoots!
Drake Parker : You're insane.
Josh Nichols : Cahooter!
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Josh Nichols : In life, no matter how hard you try to do the right thing, sometimes you just mess up.
Drake Parker : Hey, let's face it, half the fun of bein' a teenager is screwin' stuff up.
Josh Nichols : Like this one time after I used Dad's car, I forgot to set the parking break.
Drake Parker : Like one time I borrowed Dad's car after Josh used it.
Josh Nichols : It was weird 'cause I was, like, so sure I set that parking break.
Drake Parker : Luckily, Josh didn't know I used the car after he did.
Josh Nichols : Anyway, it ends up rolling down our street and crashes into our neighbor's mailbox. Mr. Fudge.
Drake Parker : So the car rolls down the street and just takes out this old lady's mailbox.
Josh Nichols : It was horrible.
Drake Parker : It was kinda cool.
Josh Nichols : But I went straight to Mom and Dad and told them it was my fault.
Drake Parker : Hey, I woulda confessed but I had a date with Samantha Bush that weekend and I was NOT gonna risk getting grounded.
Josh Nichols : I didn't have enough money to fix Mrs. Fudge's mailbox, so she made me do chores to pay for it.
Drake Parker : Samantha Bush is such a good kisser.
Josh Nichols : I had to mow her lawn and - haw! - the-the... she even made me wash her hair.
Drake Parker : She had such long, soft, blonde hair.
Josh Nichols : Her scalp had sores on it.
Drake Parker : Yeah... I liked that Samantha Bush.
Josh Nichols : I HATE that Mrs. Fudge.
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Josh Nichols : What? Well, you don't like my tuna salad?
Drake Parker : No. Who puts raisins in tuna salad?
Josh Nichols : Uh, the French.
Drake Parker : Well, it's not right.
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Drake Parker : Think about it. Megan does horrible, horrible things to us every day for no reason. Now she HAS a reason.
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Josh Nichols : Wait. We-we can't go to sleep together. Uh, M-m-m-megan could sneak in here and-and superglue our butts together.
Drake Parker : Wait. Do you mean like your butt to my butt or our individual butts...?
Josh Nichols : Does it matter!