College Road Trip (2008)

Eshaya Draper: Trey

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Quotes 

• Trey Porter : You know, Sigmund Freud said the best way to understand women is by listening to them.

  Chief James Porter : Did he say anything about understanding ten-year-olds?

• Trey Porter : In the future all video will be implanted in our brains.

• Wendy Greenhut : [just finished singing 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas']  I love Christmas carols, don't you? Just give me a chorus of 'Joy to the World' and I'm as mad as a hatter!

  [laughs, hysterically] 

  Trey Porter : [whispering]  They're crazy

  [makes cuckoo sign] 

  Melanie Porter : [whispers]  I know!