- Miley Stewart: You're going down phony doney.
- Lilly Truscott: Who smells like week old bologne.
- Miley Stewart: That's been in your locker all aloney.
- Lilly Truscott: Right next to... to...
- Miley Stewart: That melted ice-cream coney.
- Lilly Truscott: Ooh girl you are in the zoney.
- Miley Stewart: [after learning Oliver has lost the key to their handcuffs] RUN.
- Lilly Truscott: FAST.
- Miley Stewart: Help me get ready and I'll let you keep any outfit you want
- Lilly Truscott: What about shoes?
- Miley Stewart: One pair
- Lilly Truscott: Two
- Miley Stewart: Nothin' Italian
- Lilly Truscott: Fine
- Miley Stewart: Well, he needs to help me, cause I won a Booty
- Lilly Truscott: Good, cause you need one
- Oliver Oken: [key breaks in hand cuffs] Uh Oh!
- Miley Stewart: I hate when he says uh oh!
- Robbie Stewart: Yeah, it's almost as bad as when he thinks!
- Miley Stewart: [Lily enters] Well look who showed up. Were all of the other concerts in town sold out? Cause I know you wouldn't pick mine first, or second, or LAST!
- Miley Stewart: [Oliver is on his way to get the handcuff key] We're doomed.
- Lilly Truscott: Why?
- Miley Stewart: [points] His house is *that* way.
- Miley Stewart: I won a Booty.
- Lilly Truscott: Good. You could use one.
- Miley Stewart: [gasps] How rude!
- Lilly Truscott: [Miley is trying to get changed and Lilly has her legs dangling on Miley's shoulders] Ok, this is definitely not an improvement.
- Miley Stewart: Ugh! Your feet stink!
- Lilly Truscott: Yeah?
- [She puts them in Miley's face]
- Lilly Truscott: How do you like them now?