Sex and the City (2008)
Kim Cattrall: Samantha Jones
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Quotes
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Samantha Jones : The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
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Samantha Jones : I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you... but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on.
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Carrie Bradshaw : Well, honey, what have you been eating?
Samantha Jones : Everything except Dante's dick.
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Samantha Jones : So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.
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Samantha Jones : I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box
Carrie Bradshaw : We get it! You like to color...
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Samantha Jones : [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie Bradshaw : I don't know how to work this!
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Samantha Jones : Jesus honey! Wax much?
Miranda Hobbes : What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
Samantha Jones : I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!
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Samantha Jones : Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
Carrie Bradshaw : [to Charlotte] I'm pretty sure that's to you.
Charlotte York : Every day.
Samantha Jones : You feel happy every day?
Charlotte York : Not all day every day, but yes, every day.
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Samantha Jones : A lot of shit went down in this apartment. Attention must be paid!
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Samantha Jones : I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
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Samantha Jones : [calls Carrie on Valentine's Day] Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
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Carrie Bradshaw : Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
Samantha Jones : Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!
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Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod : You seem distant.
Samantha Jones : Distant? You're still in me.
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Samantha Jones : Don't blame marriage. This one's married and she's not growing a national forest.
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Samantha Jones : Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
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Samantha Jones : [meeting a naked Dante] I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!
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Charlotte York : I always knew she'd marry Big.
Samantha Jones : You thought that after the second break up?
Charlotte York : Yep.
Miranda Hobbes : After the fifteenth?
Carrie Bradshaw : Ha ha, we broke up a lot.
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Samantha Jones : Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
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Samantha Jones : Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
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Samantha Jones : This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.
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Samantha Jones : Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Good for you!
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Samantha Jones : You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
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Samantha Jones : Here we come.
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Carrie Bradshaw : You sounded more excited about the botox.
Samantha Jones : Honey, I am excited for you. But you know me. I don't really believe in marriage. Now botox, on the other hand, that works every time!
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Samantha Jones : I got wasabi in places one should never get wasabi.
