Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Dirty Money (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : [to receptionist]  ... I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg. I don't need an appointment; for I am Darkwing Duck.

  [Darkwing barges into the office while the receptionist coughs off-screen from the smoke emerging from the hallway] 

  Darkwing Duck : Um - sorry about the smoke.

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the pin that will burst your bubble. I am Darkwing Duck!

  [Darkwing and Launchpad appear wearing rain gear] 

  Darkwing Duck : And this time, we're ready for your sinister suds.

  [They both unfold umbrellas] 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice...

• J. Gander Hooter : Some fiend has succeeded in rubbing out the entire nation's economy, literally.

  [presents dollar bills without ink] 

  J. Gander Hooter : This paper was worth $10,000. Now, without the ink, it's worthless! And without printed money, the economy will self destruct, and the country will be right for the plucking! As Chief Agent Grizzlikof has been unsuccessful in his investigations, I thought it was time to employ your unique methods.

  Darkwing Duck : [smugly]  Probably tired of counting on a predictable paper pusher.

  [an irate Grizzlikof grabs Darkwing by the neck and shakes him violently] 

• Launchpad McQuack : Gee, D.W. You're taking chances teasing old Grizzly. That guy picks his teeth with a crowbar.

  Darkwing Duck : Forget that bone-headed bruin! Grizzlikof can't see past the fine print in the S.H.U.S.H. field manual.

  [Grizzlikof overhears this and begins to growl]