- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I was all psyched to learn magic, but it turns out you gotta be a rocket scientist first.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the water balloon that lands right on your head! I am Darkwing Duck!
- Morgana Macawber: [nervously] Oh, I don't know. Do you think I should redo these in color? I have to tell them.
- Darkwing Duck: Look, Morg, you've already written the paper. If they want learn about warts and boils, they can just read it to themselves. What's the big deal?
- Morgana Macawber: [growing upset] What's the big deal?
- [eyes turning red]
- Morgana Macawber: IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
- [Darkwing yelps and makes a run for it. She fries Darkwing onto the wall]
- Morgana Macawber: [calming down] Oh, sorry, Dark. I'm just a little tense.
- Darkwing Duck: [chuckles nervously] Sure, little tense. Th-that's understandable.
- Morgana Macawber: Oh, Dark, don't you see? Dean McHex won't just be judging my paper, they'll be judging me! My demeanor, my style, my ability to think on my feet...
- Darkwing Duck: [annoyed] Gee, is there gonna be a swimsuit competition too?
- Moloculo Macawber: Still dating a normal, I see. Couldn't you dig up someone better?
- Darkwing Duck: Hey, hey, hey! She quit digging when she found me, pal!
- Moloculo Macawber: Perhaps she needs a new shovel.
- [He fries Darkwing]
- Darkwing Duck: [coughs] Is that your best trick, black stone?
- Morgana Macawber: Father, Darkwing, will you please try to get along with each other?
- Darkwing Duck: Ooh, kay.
- Moloculo Macawber: Only for your sake, my daughter.
- Darkwing Duck: Besides, I know what it's like to be a proud father.
- Moloculo Macawber: [looking away in concern] Oh, really?
- [Gosalyn peaks in from a second floor window. Darkwing notices]
- Darkwing Duck: [shocked] Gosalyn, what are you doing up there?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: You should see the gross stuff they have in here.
- The Devil: [to a pair of magic broom sticks] What do you mean you don't do windows? Get outta here and get to work!
- Darkwing Duck: Yeah, yeah... that's my little genius.
- Morgana Macawber: Oh, Dark, you don't think that Gosalyn could do the magical calculations.
- Darkwing Duck: Hey, she may not be book smart, but she's got great imagination. Just ask her teacher... who oughta be released any day now.
- [During Gosalyn's presentation, Darkwing takes a seat next to Moloculo]
- Darkwing Duck: [nudging] Did I miss anything, mac?
- [Moloculo zaps Darkwing in annoyance]
- Darkwing Duck: We'll call that a no.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: This is all so cool! I wish I could ditch regular school and come here.
- Moloculo Macawber: Perhaps we could arrange to have Gosalyn sit in on the class.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [excited] Really? Keen gear!
- Moloculo Macawber: She does seem to have a natural feeling for the unnatural.