Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Yoko (2007)
Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt
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Quotes
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Murray : You don't go on other people's dates! You get your own dates, Jemaine.
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Murray : Alright, Item A: Gig. Oh, a gig.
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[in the middle of the Second Annual Flight of the Conchords Fan Club meeting]
Murray : Alright, Item 3. Now if one of the band members was to have a girlfriend, would you find that... A: Very Positive; B: Positive...
Mel : Why do... why do you ask?
Murray : No reason.
Mel : Has Bret got a girlfriend?
Murray : Yes. He's seeing a girl from work. Coko.
Mel : [snaps the tip of her pencil, twitches nervously, then recovers] Oh... heh. Wow. Well that's great that Bret has a girlfriend. That's really great.
Murray : You don't think that Bret's any less available now that he's...
Mel : Oh no... heh. Is she pretty?
Murray : You're still interested in the band then? Even though...
Mel : Yes, it's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend.
Murray : Good.
Mel : Yes.
Murray : Alright. You're sure?
Mel : Yes!
[chuckles]
Mel : Is she stupid?
Murray : You've still got Jemaine anyway. And he's always available, isn't he? He's not gonna... not gonna get a girlfriend any time soon, so...
Mel : Just ummm...
Murray : Try your chances with him, can't you?
Mel : Mmmhmm. Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?
Murray : A little bit. 'Round the eyes.
Mel : Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?
Murray : Well she's... she's got eyes.