Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Yoko (2007)
Jemaine Clement: Jemaine
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Quotes
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Jemaine : [after following Bret and Coco onto a bus] Bret.
Bret : [surprised] Hey man, what are you doing here?
Jemaine : Murray and I missed you and we want you to rejoin the band again.
Bret : Really?
Jemaine : Yeah, on one condition, that you...
[makes hand to throat gesture and points at Coco]
Bret : I'm not gonna kill her man.
Jemaine : No just leave - just leave her not...
Bret : Oh, no I'm not gonna leave her, I told you that. You know, I like the band but, no, I'm not leaving Coco
Coko : I wouldn't mind, I mean if that's what you really want.
Bret : Shush Baby.
Coko : I-I don't really see us as a long-term...
Bret : Shush.
Jemaine : So what's it gonna be Bret, the girl or the band?
Bret : Well, it's gonna be Coco.
Jemaine : Oh, are you sure?
Bret : Yeah.
Jemaine : Oh, I thought you - I was sure you were gonna say the band.
Bret : [Shakes head] No I'm staying with Coco.
Jemaine : [sighs] I guess you can still be in the band.
Bret : Okay, yeah all right.
Jemaine : Okay.
Bret : Cool.
Jemaine : Okay, well I'll see you later.
[gets up to leave]
Bret : I'll see you at band practice.
Jemaine : [sits down Again] Actually I'm gonna wait until the bus stops and then I'll get off.
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Jemaine : How come you don't tickle me anymore, Bret?