- Jemaine: [after following Bret and Coco onto a bus] Bret.
- Bret: [surprised] Hey man, what are you doing here?
- Jemaine: Murray and I missed you and we want you to rejoin the band again.
- Bret: Really?
- Jemaine: Yeah, on one condition, that you...
- [makes hand to throat gesture and points at Coco]
- Bret: I'm not gonna kill her man.
- Jemaine: No just leave - just leave her not...
- Bret: Oh, no I'm not gonna leave her, I told you that. You know, I like the band but, no, I'm not leaving Coco
- Coko: I wouldn't mind, I mean if that's what you really want.
- Bret: Shush Baby.
- Coko: I-I don't really see us as a long-term...
- Bret: Shush.
- Jemaine: So what's it gonna be Bret, the girl or the band?
- Bret: Well, it's gonna be Coco.
- Jemaine: Oh, are you sure?
- Bret: Yeah.
- Jemaine: Oh, I thought you - I was sure you were gonna say the band.
- Bret: [Shakes head] No I'm staying with Coco.
- Jemaine: [sighs] I guess you can still be in the band.
- Bret: Okay, yeah all right.
- Jemaine: Okay.
- Bret: Cool.
- Jemaine: Okay, well I'll see you later.
- [gets up to leave]
- Bret: I'll see you at band practice.
- Jemaine: [sits down Again] Actually I'm gonna wait until the bus stops and then I'll get off.
- [in the middle of the Second Annual Flight of the Conchords Fan Club meeting]
- Murray: Alright, Item 3. Now if one of the band members was to have a girlfriend, would you find that... A: Very Positive; B: Positive...
- Mel: Why do... why do you ask?
- Murray: No reason.
- Mel: Has Bret got a girlfriend?
- Murray: Yes. He's seeing a girl from work. Coko.
- Mel: [snaps the tip of her pencil, twitches nervously, then recovers] Oh... heh. Wow. Well that's great that Bret has a girlfriend. That's really great.
- Murray: You don't think that Bret's any less available now that he's...
- Mel: Oh no... heh. Is she pretty?
- Murray: You're still interested in the band then? Even though...
- Mel: Yes, it's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend.
- Murray: Good.
- Mel: Yes.
- Murray: Alright. You're sure?
- Mel: Yes!
- [chuckles]
- Mel: Is she stupid?
- Murray: You've still got Jemaine anyway. And he's always available, isn't he? He's not gonna... not gonna get a girlfriend any time soon, so...
- Mel: Just ummm...
- Murray: Try your chances with him, can't you?
- Mel: Mmmhmm. Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?
- Murray: A little bit. 'Round the eyes.
- Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?
- Murray: Well she's... she's got eyes.