The Office (TV Series)

Product Recall (2007)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Customer : I'm calling the Better Business Bureau!

  Michael Scott : Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Biatch Hotline!

• Michael Scott : Andy, you go.

  Andy Bernard : [in a British accent]  William Dolittle at your service, a.k.a. Will Do.

  Jim Halpert : Yeah, I'm definitely going to go alone.

  Michael Scott : No! No! I need two men on this! That's what she said. No time! But she did. No time!

• Michael Scott : [Michael is making an apology video]  "There is no way I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with, not to my clients, and especially not to me. Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about, anyway. If I could leave you with one thought, remember... it wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day.

  Pam Beesly : One day for what?

  Michael Scott : They always give an ultimatum.

• Michael Scott : The watermark, it's a one-time thing.

  Barbara Allen : I don't care! It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having sex?

  Dwight Schrute : May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling.

  Michael Scott : Okay.