Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Girlfriends (2007)
Bret McKenzie: Bret
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Quotes
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Bret : A kiss is not a contract / But it's very nice / Mmm, very nice / Just because you've been exploring my mouth / Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
Bret , Jemaine : A kiss is not a contract / But it's very nice / It's very, very nice / Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey / Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my Jockey
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Bret : She's got two jobs - she's a pastry chef and a sniper.
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Bret : Well, it turns out she's very aggressive.
Jemaine : Did she hit you?
Bret : No, she wanted to go all the way.
Jemaine : Mmm. I thought you already did go all the way.
Bret : No, now she wants to have sex.
Jemaine : [chokes on his juice] What gave you that impression?
Bret : She jumped on top of me and then touched me on the penis.
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Bret : ...But you said you loved me... you had sex on me.