- Jake Kong, Eddie Spenser: [Spencer, Tracy and Kong, in straw hats with canes, sing and dance in unison] When we played the Palace we were stars upon the stage / we had them in the aisles twice a day / we got no time for ghosts 'cause we're the hit of both coasts...
- Eddie Spenser: I'm Slapsie...
- Jake Kong: I'm Maxie,
- Eddie Spenser: [throwing his voice as Tracy mouths the words] I'm Nijinsky!
- Jake Kong, Eddie Spenser: We knocked 'em dead in Podunk and in Osh Kosh we were tops / we packed 'em in in Walla Walla too / we ain't chasin' no ghosts 'cause we're the continent's toast...
- Eddie Spenser: I'm Slapsie...
- Jake Kong: I'm Maxie...
- Eddie Spenser: [throwing his voice as Tracy mouths the words] I'm Nijinsky!
- Jake Kong, Eddie Spenser: Oh, when we played the Palace we were stars upon the stage / we had them in the aisles twice a day / pardon us if we boast / we're even big with the ghosts...
- Eddie Spenser: I'm Slapsie...
- Jake Kong: I'm Maxie...
- Eddie Spenser: [throwing his voice as Tracy mouths the words] And I'm Nijinsky!