- Mr. Coleman, Esquire: What I am proposing is that we do one last show, our biggest yet! We'll ride that train to the end of the track and then hop off right before it slams into a brick wall!
- Clown Boy: That sounds a little risky.
- Mr. Coleman, Esquire: [laughs] Well, I actually didn't mean to say that last sentence.
- Mr. Coleman, Esquire: You can never forget there's a line of boys winding outside the studio gate who would give their left leg just to be you to be doing those flips!
- Clown Boy: How would they do those flips with only one leg?
- Simone: I know it's just a habit, but you should try not to apologize when you haven't done anything wrong. You'll like yourself better.
- Clown Boy: No one made you do anything you didn't agree to do. You got drunk, you got rich, and you stopped being you. You're a weird dude. You made a Dracula puppet musical. Then instead of letting your freak flag fly, you filled your fat face with cake and whisky and tried to stay famous. Own it, Dude!