- Cappie: [when asked what he associates with the sound of a baby crying] Evan Chambers losing his allowance.
- Jen K: [about Dale] I know he has some issues...
- Rusty Cartwright: Some issues? He cancelled our cable after accidentally watching three minutes of a Dawson's Creek rerun.
- Frannie: [after finding out she can't go pre-med] But what about my dream of becoming a gorgeous but troubled intern in a hospital full of other gorgeous interns, discussing my love life while performing complex surgery, and hating my mother?