- Amanda Bloom: Sorry, I compared you to Charlie.
- Kyle: I should be the one apologizing.
- Amanda Bloom: It's just what I saw...
- Kyle: Was confusing. I know. But I promise you nothing physical was going on. I wouldn't lie to you.
- Andy Jensen: You're acting weird.
- Josh Trager: I'm on top of you making out. What's weird about that?
- Andy Jensen: You're being hesitant. Guys aren't supposed to do hesitant.
- Josh Trager: I'm not being hesitant.
- [Andy and Josh start making out again]
- Andy Jensen: Totally hesitant.
- Josh Trager: Would you stop using that word?
- Andy Jensen: I'm sorry. But it's true. Any other guy would have his hand half way to the promised land by now.
- Josh Trager: I'm trying to be respectful.
- Andy Jensen: No. Respect is the slow inching, waiting for me to swat your hand away. Respect is at least trying to go there. Unless you...
- Josh Trager: Unless I what?
- Andy Jensen: Unless you've never gone there before.
- Josh Trager: Ugh...
- Andy Jensen: Oh my god! You've never touched a boob before.
- Josh Trager: I've touched a boob before.
- Andy Jensen: A real one? Or one of those inflatable ones?
- Josh Trager: I've touched a boob before, okay? Just never one that...
- Andy Jensen: Never one that what?
- Josh Trager: Never one that mattered.
- Andy Jensen: My boobs matter?
- Josh Trager: Of course they matter. Why else would I put up with this humiliation?
- [Josh moves his hand up to Andy's chest and he's about to put his hand down her shirt and she swats his hand away]
- Andy Jensen: Yeah... no.
- Andy Jensen: [Josh pulls Andy closer to him]