WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

Don't Touch That Dial (2021)

Teyonah Parris: Geraldine

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• Geraldine : Say, those pants are peachy keen.

  Wanda Maximoff : Do you really think so? The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried.

  Dottie : [interrupting]  We only have a few hours until showtime, so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus.

  Wanda Maximoff : Okay.

  Dottie : Those little boys and girls are counting on us. All of this is for the children.

  [the ladies chorus back "for the children"] 

  Wanda Maximoff : For the children.

  Geraldine : So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand...

  [Wanda begins clapping] 

  Dottie : ...at the appropriate time, of course. But first, let's review event etiquette. Dress code is upscale garden party...

  Geraldine : The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move.

  Wanda Maximoff : Yeah.

  Geraldine : I actually don't know what I'm doing here.

  Wanda Maximoff : I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda.

  Geraldine : [shaking hands]  I'm, uh... Geraldine.

  Wanda Maximoff : Hi.

  Dottie : And I'm irritated. Tickets for tonight are completely sold out. Now, you can clap.

  [the ladies applaud] 

  Dottie : And stop.

  Agnes : How is anybody doing this sober?

• Geraldine : I have to ask.

  Vision : Hmm.

  Geraldine : One second, I'm backstage and in the next, I'm in a dark cubby hole. How'd you do it?

  Vision : Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets. He leaves that to his assistant.

  Wanda Maximoff : And she's not talking.