The Simpsons (TV Series)
Crook and Ladder (2007)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Mayor Quimby
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Quotes
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Homer : Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
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Todd Flanders : Mr. Simpson, why did you hurt the dollies?
Homer : Well, son, your uncle Homer is like 80% of Americans: hopped up on prescription drugs.
Rod Flanders : But users are losers.
Homer : You're confusing drugs with "druuuugs!"
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Homer : [after the dog gives Maggie his squeaky toy] Good job, boy. As a reward, we're going to treat your heart murmur, and not just see how it goes.
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Homer : We're not thieves. We're scavengers. Like the beautiful vulture, the heroic tapeworm, and America's sweetheart, the maggot.
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Mayor Quimby : Your sense of civic duty, and this pamphlet that came with the fire extinguisher are the only training you need or shall ever receive.
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Homer : Are you a travel agent? Because you're sending me on a guilt trip.
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Homer : Look at me! I'm stealing five Segways at once. And speaking of segueways, I'm off to my next morally questionable activity.