Dwayne Hickman: Dobie Gillis

Quotes 

• [opening monologue] 

  Dobie Gillis : Just a few days ago I was an unworried civilian. Today I'm still a civilian, but I worry a good deal. And all because of this letter. And it started off so friendly, too. "Greetings: Your enlistment in the United States Army has been processed, and...". From that point on it gets to painful to read.