'Til Death (TV Series)

Webby's Not Happy (2007)

Joely Fisher: Joy Stark

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Eddie Stark : Come on Joy, hurry up, he's gonna be here any minute!

  Joy Stark : Eddie, Webby comes back to Philly every year and each time you see him you act like you're about to lose your virginity.

  Eddie Stark : Joy, let me tell you, Webby is a lot more fun than something that happened in theback of my uncle's van. H-he he's untamed, he's unwed, he has no responsabilities, uh, do you know that he's a ski instructor every winter in Aspen and in the summer he can pick what island he wants to bartend on, huh?

  Joy Stark : I know, he's the James Bond of unemployed middle-aged men.

• [last lines] 

  Joy Stark : Yeah, about that, um, you know the thing with, huh, Denise and Webby probably isn't... gonna work out. She told me, in the bathroom that she's gonna... break up with him.

  Eddie Stark : What? W-Why would anybody break up with Webby?

  Joy Stark : Well it turns out that Webby... is... too much man for one woman! Webby... belongs to the world.

  Eddie Stark : Oh, you learned a little lesson, huh? Trying to fix Webby up? You wanted to tame Webby but you can't!

  Joy Stark : OK sweetie.

  Eddie Stark : Yeah.

  Joy Stark : Yeah.

  Eddie Stark : Can't tame Webby! Same way you can't grab hold of the wind!

  Joy Stark : No you cannot grab the wind!

  Eddie Stark : That's right! You're damn right, it can't be done!

  Joy Stark : Cannot be done!

  Eddie Stark : He is magnificient!