- Hank Hill: I can't use clubs convicted of murder.
- Dale Gribble: Only one of the clubs was used in the murder. The rest were merely murder-adjacent.
- Hank Hill: Was it the putter?
- Dale Gribble: You shot a 38 on the front nine. Do you really want to know?
- Khan 'Connie' Souphanousinphone jr.: Since I want to go into journalism, shouldn't I shadow a journalist like Mrs. Hill or Mrs. Gribble?
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: That not bad idea, but unfortunately, I call Nancy Gribble a pumpkin-headed Q-tip.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: And I called Peggy Hill a dim-witted sea cow.