- Dan Scheffield: I can't believe I'm fucking Pamela Devries. I've been beating off to you since I was 12.
- Pamela Devries: Oh, well, isn't that a nice thing to say.
- Pamela Devries: You know me, but do I...
- Dan Scheffield: I'm sorry. Dan... Scheffield.
- Pamela Devries: Hi.
- Dan Scheffield: Reporter.
- Pamela Devries: Reporter. Do they really call you that?
- Dan Scheffield: They take things seriously down at AVG. Sometimes a little too serious.
- Pamela Devries: Hey, you know what? Confidentially, somebody really ought to tell 'em that we're just sucking and, uh, fucking. Can I give you a ride?
- Dan Scheffield: Is that one of your lines in your script?
- Pamela Devries: [laughs] Probably.