My Family (TV Series)
Susan of Troy (2007)
Rhodri Meilir: Alfie Butts
Quotes
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Ben Harper : I'm Ben Harper. I'm, er, 49... I'm a dentist. I'm from Chiswick.
Susan Harper : Hello. I'm Susan Harper, I'm 46...
Ben Harper : [laughs]
Susan Harper : ...and I also live in Chiswick, and I work in an art gallery.
Michael Harper : I'm Michael Harper, I'm 18, I live in Chiswick and I'm not too old to be adopted.
Alfie Butts : I'm Alfie Butts, I'm 26, I pay rent from a box room in Chiswick...
Ben Harper : Oh, please!
Alfie Butts : ...I'm unempl- I'm, I'm a musician!
Janey Harper : I'm Janey Harper. I'm 25. I live in west London. I'm single. I like Colin Farrell films and romantic walks in the country. A nice car and holiday home are essential!
Director : Cut!
Janey Harper : What?
Researcher : Is that your mummy?
Kenzo Harper : [pause] No!
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Weakest Link Presenter : And you, Alfie? A girlfriend?
Alfie Butts : Oh, that's... that's very kind of you to offer, Mrs Robinson! Though I find you very attractive, I suspect that I have yet to reach the appropriate level of maturity to fully do justice to your needs as a woman!
Weakest Link Presenter : I don't know, Alfie. Clean yourself up a bit and keep your mouth and who knows?
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Alfie Butts : [Mimics crowd cheering noises]
Michael Harper : Jammy git!
Ben Harper : So, I wonder who won?