- Rusty Shackleford: It's me, Dale.
- Dale Gribble: But - but that's impossible. Rusty died in 3rd grade.
- Rusty Shackleford: I didn't die. I moved. You need to stop using my name, Dale.
- Dale Gribble: I am not using your name and I am not Dale.
- Rusty Shackleford: Come on, Dale. You're smoking the same brand of cigarettes you did in the 3rd grade.
- Dale Gribble: Get off my property whoever I am!