Another Round (2020)

Aksel Vedsegaard: Jason

Quotes 

• Martin : Caro? What are the rules of the Lake Race? Is the question understood?

  Caro : Yes. You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock.

  Martin : And if you vomit?

  Jason : As a team?

  Martin : There's a rule?

  Jason : You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone...

  Martin : They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands. How many of you take part in the Lake Race? Everyone. I swear, no one could tell. This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes, painting over 500 paintings, receiving the Nobel Prize in literature, and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said: 'I never drink before breakfast.' So, when you run around totally wasted, throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone, because you're in great company. Grant, Hemingway and old Winston could kick your ass in the Lake Race. But the question is: If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters will flunk big time, and who will pass? In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out, and who will win a world war?

• Martin : And for those of you who've been asleep for the past 18 years, this is: General Grant, Ernest Hemingway and good old Winston Churchill. What do you have in common with them? You drink like pigs. Every week, all year round. A lot of alcohol, so let me ask you a few questions. Jason, you're a feisty one. How much do you drink in a week?

  Jason : I don't know.

  Martin : You can tell me, I won't tell anyone. National Board of Health recommends max. 14 units for men and 7 for women. Jason, Jason, Jason, do you drink more or less than recommended?

  Jason : Well... I drink Thursday, Friday and Saturday... and a bit on Sunday. And Wednesday, if there's a Champion's League game on.

  Martin : So how much?

  Jason : 14-15 drinks Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And 4-5 Sunday and Wednesday.

  Martin : So how much is that in a week?

  Jason : In a good week 50-55.