The Raccoons (TV Series)

Moving In! (1991)

Bob Dermer: Ralph Raccoon

Quotes 

• Bert : [Helping move boxes]  Gangway; Fragile Material coming through!

  [Trips over Box] 

  Bert : Whoaaa...

  Ralph : [catches Box Bert was holding]  Inter-ception!

  Bert : [flies head over heels, lands in armchair and chuckles]  Pretty good stunt, eh, George? Hey, how about a guest shot on that new TV show of yours?

  George : Give me a break, Bert. I haven't even *started* my new job yet.

  Nicole : Besides, there's not that much call for daredevils on a cooking show, Bert.

  Bert : [getting to his feet]  Oh, I dunno; I could introduce a new recipe; Daredevilled eggs!

  [cackles] 

  Ralph : That sounds about right; coming from a canned ham!

  [Nicole giggles] 

  Bert : Fine, Fine. I can take a hint.

• Nicole : [the family have gathered for dinner, Lisa is still unhappy about everything she left behind in the move to the forest]  Professor Smedley-Smythe thinks there might be a job for me at the museum.

  Melissa : I think Azaleas would be nice out front, I'll ask Lady Baden-Baden about it.

  George : [to Ralph]  Remember the time Old man Brothers caught us in the Orchard?

  Ralph : He caught *you*, George. I was always the fast one in our family!

  Bert : [to Bentley]  And then we can go camping on Freen's peak; Wait til you see The Endless Echo Caverns!

  Bentley : Oh, I almost forgot! I gotta show you my baseball cards.

  Bert : [notices Lisa is quiet]  You're not sayin' much, Lisa. How was your day?

  Lisa : Lousy! As if you care.

  Melissa : What's wrong, Lisa?

  Lisa : Everything! Everything's wrong! I've got no friends anymore, I miss my school, I HATE THIS HOUSE!

  George : That's *enough*, Young Lady! We've *all* got a lot of adjustment to do!

  Lisa : Oh, sure! Everyone else is happy! Nobody cares what *I* think! None of this would have happened if you hadn't have lost your job!

  Nicole : Lisa!

  Lisa : [Runs away crying]  It's all your fault! I hope you don't get that stupid job at the station!

  [slams door and continues sobbing]