- Bert: [Helping move boxes] Gangway; Fragile Material coming through!
- [Trips over Box]
- Bert: Whoaaa...
- Ralph: [catches Box Bert was holding] Inter-ception!
- Bert: [flies head over heels, lands in armchair and chuckles] Pretty good stunt, eh, George? Hey, how about a guest shot on that new TV show of yours?
- George: Give me a break, Bert. I haven't even *started* my new job yet.
- Nicole: Besides, there's not that much call for daredevils on a cooking show, Bert.
- Bert: [getting to his feet] Oh, I dunno; I could introduce a new recipe; Daredevilled eggs!
- [cackles]
- Ralph: That sounds about right; coming from a canned ham!
- [Nicole giggles]
- Bert: Fine, Fine. I can take a hint.
- Bentley: [Bentley and Lisa are arguing upstairs] You *always* get everything you want!
- Lisa: And you're acting like a *big* baby!
- Bentley: Fine!
- [kicks box]
- Bentley: Take the stupid room! See if I care!
- [walks off past Bert on the landing and storms into another room]
- Bert: Bentley?
- Lisa: [Yells out into hall after Bentley] And don't you *dare* come back in here!
- [slams her bedroom door]
- Bert: [In shock] L-L-Lisa?
- Bentley: [comes back out] I wish I still had my old room, anyway! And I wish we'd never even moved, So there!
- [slams his door again]
- Bert: Sheee... *I* wish I'd stayed downstairs!
- Cyril Sneer: [after literally kicking the Pigs out of the Mansion for accidentally shredding his money] And If I ever see you three thick-headed throwbacks again, I'll make you the main attractions at a Luau and you won't be wearing *grass skirts*!
- [to Snag]
- Cyril Sneer: Show them to the gate, Snag!
- Pig One, Pig Two, Pig Three: [Snag growls] No! Nooooo!
- Nicole: [the family have gathered for dinner, Lisa is still unhappy about everything she left behind in the move to the forest] Professor Smedley-Smythe thinks there might be a job for me at the museum.
- Melissa: I think Azaleas would be nice out front, I'll ask Lady Baden-Baden about it.
- George: [to Ralph] Remember the time Old man Brothers caught us in the Orchard?
- Ralph: He caught *you*, George. I was always the fast one in our family!
- Bert: [to Bentley] And then we can go camping on Freen's peak; Wait til you see The Endless Echo Caverns!
- Bentley: Oh, I almost forgot! I gotta show you my baseball cards.
- Bert: [notices Lisa is quiet] You're not sayin' much, Lisa. How was your day?
- Lisa: Lousy! As if you care.
- Melissa: What's wrong, Lisa?
- Lisa: Everything! Everything's wrong! I've got no friends anymore, I miss my school, I HATE THIS HOUSE!
- George: That's *enough*, Young Lady! We've *all* got a lot of adjustment to do!
- Lisa: Oh, sure! Everyone else is happy! Nobody cares what *I* think! None of this would have happened if you hadn't have lost your job!
- Nicole: Lisa!
- Lisa: [Runs away crying] It's all your fault! I hope you don't get that stupid job at the station!
- [slams door and continues sobbing]