Fatman (2020)

Mel Gibson: Chris

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Quotes 

• Skinny Man : I've come for your head, Fat Man!

  Chris : You think you're the first? You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?

• Chris : I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I've lost my influence. Maybe it's time I retired the coat.

  Ruth : You still have it...

  Chris : Some kids with a deer rifle put two holes in the sleigh and one in me! All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten me.

• Skinny Man : [on his toy car]  Remember this? This was the only goddamn thing you ever gave me! And after all those letters I wrote you.

  Chris : I'm sorry, son. There are limits to what I can do. I couldn't replace your parents.

• Chris : A wicked soul bent on vengeance and bloodshed came to my door... like you Billy... he's burried

• Chris : I'll come while you sleep. The Fat Man has got his eye on you kids.

• Ruth : You've changed.

  Chris : Well maybe I have.

• Ruth : Why are you being like this?

  Chris : Because I failed.

• Chris : [brooding]  Christmas is a farce and I am a joke

  Chris : [confronting skinny man]  Jonathan Miller... you twisted child

• Ruth : [on their payment check]  This won't even cover the power. We have employees to pay, food to buy, and quite frankly, this is one humdinger of a time to lay this burden on us.

  Chris : No, we're only the largest economic stimulus in the entire world. Christmas generates three trillion dollars in the US alone. We can't even pay our power bill. You think there's something wrong with that?

• Chris : [walking and talking]  It's gonna be a squeaker, even if everything goes perfectly.

  [handing his coffee mug to a passing elf] 

  Chris : Refill. Thanks...

  Elf 7 : Which it never does.

  Chris : When have you seen it go perfect?

  Elf 7 : 1910 was close.

  Chris : Well, a bad war that year.

  Elf 7 : You can't blame yourself...