- Matt Saracen: All I'm saying is, she's my girlfriend right, so she probably shouldn't be staring off at Swedish people like that.
- Landry Clarke: Well why don't you go and punch him in the face?
- Matt Saracen: Oh, is that what you would do?
- Landry Clarke: In some situations you need to ask yourself, W.W. R. D. What would Riggins do in this situation? And he would walk over to him and punch him in the face.
- Matt Saracen: Well Riggins would not be in this situation because he is captain of the S.S. ta-tas over there.
- Tim Riggins: You look good, real good...
- Lyla Garrity: Thanks, that's probably because yesterday I was baptized and accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. What did you do recently, Tim?
- Tim Riggins: Uh, I had a threeway with the Stratton sisters...
- Lyla Garrity: Thank you Lord for this food that we are about to receive and for your wisdom Lord. I pray that you will guide me and everyone at this table to respect you and make good choices. For example, do not take advantage of the vulnerability of a recently separated but not yet divorced woman. And in turn, to give others at the table the strength to remember that a mother of three should not be wearing skinny jeans. Amen.