- Shark 420, Shark 421, Shark 422, Daddy Sharkliam: Dear Iki, we know you are in heaven and we, the sharks, we love you! Shank you so much for providing these Sharkish ingredients, so we can use them for Sharkish food! Amen!
- Shark 420: I am eating. What should I eat? I'll eat this blobfish!
- The Iki God: Don't eat the blobfish, it was once a living fish, like you!
- Shark 420: I won't eat this blobfish. I am eating. What should I eat? I'll eat this film critic! Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! That was very, very yummy and very, very delicious!
- Shark 421: I am eating. What should I eat? I'll eat this director! Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! That was very, very yummy and very, very delicious!
- Shark 422: I am eating. What should I eat? I'll eat this screenwriter! Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! And huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge!That was very, very yummy, very, very delicious and very, very huge!
- Daddy Sharkliam: I am eating. What should I eat? I'll eat my agent! Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! That was very, very yummy and very, very delicious!
- Shark 420, Shark 421, Shark 422, Daddy Sharkliam: We are drinking. What should we drink? We'll drink this giant melted bag of air! Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy! And huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge! And hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot! That was very, very yummy, very, very delicious, very, very huge, and very, very hot!
- Pastor: [This movie is animated] Sinners of the Sharkish world, beware the great, wise and almighty Iki God! If you don't honor Iki, you will burn in hell! Out there there are bestial sinners who make movies, fictional stories, and they hire actors to say these lies out loud! Acting is lying! And the Iki God said you are not allowed to lie! All you actors, writers and animators will burn in hell forever, and you will never die, you will burn in pain in the eternal fire with no end in sight!
- Proompleklunk: May I film it for my vlog?
- Jack: Of course! Go ahead!
- Proompleklunk: [Filming] Hello everybody, it's me, Proompleklunk, it's my klunky vlog, and I have a ginormous story to tell y'all! We're going to Lake Dulceacuícola, and we're gonna fight some terrorists! Yeah, we're some really badass sharks! I am the one and only badass! The inventor of the badass art! My squad of badass sharks and me will protect the badass Sharkish world! And as I told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
- Jack: Hi everybody! It's me, Jack!
- Proompleklunk: Why can't you just finish the sentence?
- Jack: You didn't tell me to.
- Proompleklunk: I implied it!
- Jack: Oh, I see. I'm sharkishly sorry.
- Proompleklunk: Let's just do another take!
- [Short pause]
- Proompleklunk: And as I've told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
- Jack: It's me, Jack!
- Proompleklunk: Jack, you stupid jackass of a shark, I told you to finish the sentence!
- Jack: I just did that!
- Proompleklunk: No, you didn't!
- Jack: What am I supposed to say then?
- Proompleklunk: Just "Jack"!
- Jack: Okay, Proompleklunk, I understand now.
- Proompleklunk: Take 3!
- [Short pause]
- Proompleklunk: And as I told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
- Jack: Just Jack!
- Proompleklunk: Okay, Jack, you're not going to understand it any other way. You're supposed to say "Jack".
- Jack: I really don't get what mistake I made now.
- Proompleklunk: I won't even try to explain anymore.
- Jack: Oh, come on, why not?
- Proompleklunk: Because you're stupid.
- Jack: Oh, that's very rude of you.
- Proompleklunk: I know, it's a sad truth. You're really sharking dumb.
- Jack: Stop it!
- Proompleklunk: I don't want to. But okay, for the sake of the mission, I'll stop. Take 4!
- [Short pause]
- Proompleklunk: And as I told you, we're at the airport. And this is...
- Jack: Jack!
- Jack: Why would you be worried about me?
- Loompershrankle: Well, the moon has just been destroyed, and you might've died.
- Jack: Oh yeah, you're right! Yeah, it's a tricky situation, but I don't think it's really all that bad. Now that the moon is destroyed, it can't be destroyed again, and no one can threaten us with its destruction anymore. Think about what this means for world peace!
- Halley: That depends on the brand of pesto. I recommend Pesto Nesto, made out of bird nests.
- Shoogledocking: Why would I eat that? Why would I eat something with birds in it? Once I chased a pigeon, plucked it, and ate it, but it flew back out of my stomach and stretched my throat.
- Jack: [Knocking on their door in the guests' room] Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle!
- Loompershrankle: [Opens the door] What the shark is wrong with you? Have you looked at the time?
- Jack: No, I haven't.
- Loompershrankle: It's 11 AM. Why are you waking us up this early?
- Daddy Sharkliam: [On New Year's Eve, right before midnight] By the way, you know what really bothers me?
- Neighbor Sharkero: No, I don't know.
- Daddy Sharkliam: Would you like to know?
- Neighbor Sharkero: Yes, I would.
- Daddy Sharkliam: I hate how tomorrow all the streets and roads will be littered with remains of the fireworks. You'll need to watch the shark out. You step on one of these rockets, they explode, you're dead. And it's bad for the environment! And think about the dogs! Oh, the dogs! They are so scared of these banging sounds!
- Neighbor Sharkero: Not unless the rocket's a raccoon.
- Daddy Sharkliam: Yeah, I love the raccoon rocket! But teenage trees are even better!
- Raisorshoorkle: So listen, here's our plan. We prayed to the great and wise Iki God, who was gracious enough to reveal that Shoogledocking is located at a basil tree farm in Sharkwin on the island of Sharkstralia. The Iki God knows this because the almighty Iki God's eyes are everywhere. So we'll use Santa Shark's sleigh to fly to Sharkstralia, and we'll kill Shoogledocking. Then we'll fly into space and vaporize the remaining moon rocks.
- Proompleklunk: Jack! Jack! Jack!
- Jack: Oh, it's you, Proompleklunk! Bad sharky morning! How shark you?
- Proompleklunk: Oh my shark, Raisorshoorkle, where are you? We've been looking for you?
- Raisorshoorkle: Listen, this might come as a little bit of a shock to you, but this whole moon and meteorite thing, Shoogledocking is responsible for it. I failed to return the glass of Pesto Presto to them, so they gathered half of the world's sharks and destroyed my house, and then Shoogledocking destroyed the moon. It's shoogledockingness! Pure shoogledockingness!
- Proompleklunk: Oh my shark, that's horrible! How are we gonna stop them?
- Tooklepromsy: Jack, I have a question for you.
- Jack: Yes?
- Tooklepromsy: Where is Noodleprank?
- Jack: Who's Noodleprank?
- Tooklepromsy: Noodleprank is your husband!
- Jack: Oh yes, I forgot, my bad, I'm sharkishly sorry.
- A-1BC: Hello! I am A-1BC, Sharkish heaven-Sharkish Earth relations manager. I am fluent in over an infinite number of forms of communication. You probably didn't recognize me because of the green arm.
- Loompershrankle: Why did Shoogledocking burn down Raisorshoorkle's house? That's an absosharkinglutely horrendous act of terrorism!
- Jack: Raisorshoorkle didn't return a glass of pesto.
- Loompershrankle: What pesto?
- Jack: Pesto?
- Loompershrankle: I mean what brand of pesto?
- Jack: Pesto Presto.
- Loompershrankle: Oh my shark, that's horrible! They burned down your house just because of a glass of Pesto Presto? Pesto Presto is the worst brand of pesto! I prefer Pesto Besto! Pesto Besto is the best Pesto!
- Jack: I know, it's so sad!
- Narrator: What holiday do the sharks, who believe in the great, almighty, and wise Iki God, celebrate around December?
- Narrator: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
- Narrator: Ikimas.
- Narrator: Who is red and white and visits the Sharkish children for Ikimas?
- Narrator: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
- Narrator: Santa Shark.
- Narrator: What animal does Santa Shark own?
- Narrator: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
- Narrator: A moose.
- Narrator: What is Santa Shark not allowed to eat?
- Narrator: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
- Narrator: Chocolate mousse!
- Loompershrankle: Hello, my sharky boss!
- The Sharky Boss: Hello, how shark you?
- Loompershrankle: I'm fine, shanks! What about you?
- The Sharky Boss: I'm fine, too, shanks for asking! What brings you before me after so many years?
- Loompershrankle: The world, peace and the moon!
- The Sharky Boss: You are so sharky! Don't you know that the moon is gone?
- Loompershrankle: No, I don't know that. That is not true.
- The Sharky Boss: Yes, it is! I predicted it since the day the future came to my house.
- Loompershrankle: I knew it since the day the future kicked the bucket.
- The Sharky Boss: What bucket? Is the moon in there?
- Loompershrankle: If the Sharkish Earth is a bucket, then yes. But I don't know about that. But we can use your help to build a figurative bucket to save the world!
- The Sharky Boss: No thanks, I don't like rain.
- Loompershrankle: Okay, it was nice talking to you! Bye-bye!
- The Sharky Boss: Bye-bye!
- Tooklepromsy: Proompleklunk, wasn't Noodleprank on the plane that crashed with Raisorshoorkle?
- Proompleklunk: Yes, he was.
- Jack: Oh my shark, I forgot. Did Raisorshoorkle say anything about my darling?
- Proompleklunk: No, they didn't.
- Jack: Oh my shark, I'm so worried about my beloved now.
- Proompleklunk: Don't worry, people are dying every day, it's nothing special, it's the will of the great, almighty and wise Iki God.
- Proompleklunk: [Filming] See you very soon! Shanks for watching this video! Don't forget to like and subscribe! Shark to you later!
- Shoogledocking: Shank you for the information! But if you ever criticize me again, I will send you to the dust mines of Shessle. You'll be destroyed for sure! This is shoogledockingness! So, have you read the command papers?
- Jack: Oh my Iki God, Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! You're alright! You're alive!
- Loompershrankle: Why would we die? Dying is difficult and boring, and it kills you!
- Jack: I haven't died before, so how am I supposed to know that? Come on in!