Scrubs (TV Series)

My Princess (2008)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : What is it? And make it quick so you don't bore me.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : A few months ago, Elliot and I almost kissed. But now, she's saying...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Well, you tried your best. Now, leave me alone.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Can you believe a month ago you were gonna marry him and I was gonna move in with Kim, and then it all fell apart when we had that "almost moment" in the on-call room. You know, we never talked about that.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : What's there to talk about? You just tried to kiss me.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over, while J.D. makes a face]  I tried to kiss her? What the hell? Wait a second. There's nobody here to see my "What the hell" face.

• Dr. Perry Cox : [Telling a story for Jack]  There was once a nurse, a surgeon, a doctor, and an idiot.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Does this hat make me look fly?

  Jordan : [Interrupting]  Perry, he's four. No hospital stories.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Fine. There was once a two-headed witch, a princess, and a VILLAGE idiot.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Does this hat make me look flyeth? It jingles when I shake it.