- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Come on, I know it's tempting to just mail it in, but there's still a lot of people who rely on us week to week. I think we owe it to them to be as inspired as we were our first few years. Now I know we never do great come medical awards season, except for Dr. Shalhoub, he wins everything, but I still think we're as good as anybody else out there
- Dr. Taylor Maddox: [Looking into Ted's briefcase] Hey... How come all you have in there is a smiley face button and a revolver?
- Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other is in case I get really sad.