Scrubs (TV Series)

My Cookie Pants (2009)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• [J.D. and Elliot are in bed at night. The apartment door squeaks open, and an ascending piano scale plays] 

  Elliot : [whispers]  J.D., someone's in the house!

  J.D. : [yells]  Turk, get out of here!

  [a descending piano scale plays, and the door closes] 

  J.D. : [scene cuts to Turk sitting on a park bench with Elliot's plate of cookies] 

  Turk : Pull that piano crap on me?

  [scoffs] 

  Turk : Please!

• Elliot : Turk, I need some help with J.D.

  Turk : OK, you guys are back together. I get that. It's great. You're a fit. I just don't want to get caught in the middle again.

  Elliot : [with street accent]  Well, you shoulda thought of that before you jacked my cookies! You're in.

  Turk : [sotto voce]  stupid sweet tooth...

• Turk : Now we are ready to close the incision. Are there any questions?

  The Janitor : [Dressed in scrubs and gloves]  I don't think you're doing it right.

  Turk : Get out of here!

  The Janitor : Can I just touch the heart?