Scrubs (TV Series)
My Hard Labor (2007)
Debra Azar: Dr. Donna
Quotes
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Dr. Kim Briggs : [in labor] Aaaaargh! I hate you so much right now, J.D.!
Dr. Donna : Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.
Dr. Kim Briggs : I do! He just broke up with me!
Dr. Donna : What?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, no! Technically I didn't break up with her; I just told her I didn't love her.
Nurse Shirley : Who did he say that to?
Dr. Donna : The mother of his baby!
Nurse Shirley : No, he didn't...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to himself] Man, she looks familiar...
Dr. Kim Briggs : Get out!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, I'm not letting you go through this alone.
Dr. Kim Briggs : I have someone else I can call!
[Elliot's sleeping; her phone rings; she wakes up and answers]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Keith, I get it, I ruined your life. Stop calling.
[on the phone Kim cries in agony]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh hey, Kim!
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Dr. Donna : Okay Kim, you're still a few hours away. I understand you'll be wanting an epidural?
Dr. Kim Briggs : Yes, but I hate pain so much, I'm hoping there's a pill you can give me so that getting the epidural itself won't hurt.
[Both start laughing]
Dr. Kim Briggs : Why does she think I'm joking? I hate her and her chipmunky face.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [beat] Kim, your quiet voice is a little louder than usual.